When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
But so is the dude, he’s pretty smokin
You all fucking need this i s2g
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE AND MY MICROWAVE’S USEFULNESS JUST WENT UP BY 1200% YES
holy shit i cannot process this properly in my head
"I have learned that there isn’t enough Xanax in the universe to help make the blood money of Christmas time in the service industry entirely tolerable."